I had to hold it together and reprimand my daughter for making a prank call and being inappropriate. (She was actually my husband's preschool teacher.) In all those years, only my daughter had the balls to prank call her. The owner has been a preschool teacher for almost 40 years. The teachers all thought it was hilarious. I just wanted to let you know that middle daughter poops and farts.
My oldest had left a voicemail for the owner. She was stifling laughter and said she just wanted to let me know about something that had happened. All of my kids had gone to the same preschool, so the teachers know all my daughters. "When my oldest daughter was in third grade, I was picking up my youngest from preschool. Prank calls can be amusing to people of all ages. He stalks his victim - heeding for a black car.
"Well, we didn't punish him for this but our 3yo was playing with a barbie doll at playcenter, and this conversation was overheard: 'what's this goldilocks? you wanna have some bread? you're stealing the bread goldilocks? I'M GONNA F- YOU UP GOLDILOCKS.' About a week after that he was DESPERATE to use his knife and fork to cut up his potatoes for dinner himself, and we heard a quiet 'f-ing Jesus' from his high chair as he struggled with his cutlery." - cromulent_weasel A funny and most embarrassing thing happened when I was around three years old. We watch our language at home now." - Tinyasparagus "While watching TV, my 4 year old told us she was 'super sorry for being a crazy b-.' We explained the bad word, and told her she didn't do anything wrong. Here are a selection of simple and easy to remember jokes which have. He's a chip off the old block." - PeterVanNostrand 3 year olds like to laugh and are beginning to understand what jokes are and how they work. Secretly I was proud he put that one together. I say, 'these kids should be more careful or they're gonna get hit one day.' My son says without a beat, 'yeah, they're f-ing turkeys.' We were dying for a bit and told him not to say that word. As I'm trying to turn around on this public street, these two young hellions are on bikes riding too close to my car as I'm in reverse. "So I'm picking wife and son up from the beach since parking is expensive. When my then, 3 year old daughter heard the horn, she asked, 'Daddy, is he an a-hole too?'" - Yall-Crybabies "I once 'tooted the horn' to get another driver's attention to let them out into traffic ahead of me. It was hard to correct with a straight face." - PonyJetpack I responded by angrily saying 'Oh, now look at this f-ing guy.' My 3 year old son then continued to repeat that phrase for about a month, any time we were in traffic (Thankfully only in the presence of me).
#Funny things 3 year olds say driver
"I was driving with my kids in the car and was almost hit by a driver making a very stupid maneuver. Kids will repeat anything their parents day, even the bad things. Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders.
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